TWO POEMS by AMBER WREN
CONFIDENCE
the only male member
of leadership
at your new office job
accidentally cc’s you on an email
i don’t have high confidence
in her moving this forward herself
unfortunately
you have already
completed the task
he’s referring to
SHIT MEN SAY #2
[A collection of first messages on dating apps]U got a hot booty / Want to skip over coffee and come over tonight? Pillow talk is a great way to get to know each other / Bi? / You are hot / Sex / I like it / Strapon sesh? / Daaaamn I see you ass is phat / Attractive / Hey sexy / Hey sexy / Body: athletic height: 5’8’’ (172cm) status: single age:23 / Hey luv / Hello baby / Hi sexy smile / Hi subbie / Damn you thick / Maybe you wanna come on a date with me and my gf? / Hey beauty....u kno u are way too gorgeous to be single.... / Heyy doll / Hi there I’m looking for fwb but I’m willing to compensate with cash too / Very hot pics / Hey baby / Let’s fuck hell come over / Do you want to make 200 dollars inbox me / Hey you are so sweet and white I like it / Come fuck me / Hey want to hook up / Hey sexy / Mmmm / Can I pamper u / Nice ass baby / Hey sexy / Sup sexy / I’m tryna duck the shit outta you / Hey sexy / Can I have a dick suck? / Have a Very sexy Body / Great ass / Hey sexy / Hi baby / Hi Sexy / Hey sexy I want to cum inside you so bad Are you are birth control ????? / I like an older women / Yum / I like you You marry me Please / Kiss me bb / So sexy / Hey do U like black men? / Hey sexy / Hey how are you? I got a question for you. How do you feel about having a sugar daddy? / Hey there how are you? I got a question for you. How do you feel about having a sugar arrangement? / Hello Do you like black guys? / Hello your bottom is quite attractive / Hey I’m Matt, I write erotica if you’d like a sample. And I love to eat pussy / Yummy booty / Wish I could lay you flat down and start kissing making my way down and opening you up and giving you a real good gift / Wanna discrete affair? / Hi Nice Ass / Hello gorgeous how are you I wish you were the gift under my tree / Can I pleasure you with my tongue and cock / Hi married male looking for a female for discreet friendship and maybe more / Hi beautiful want to join my girl and me in a 3some / Can you piss all over my face sexy / Hi Sexy / $$$$$ / Ur very sexy / Too bad you’re taken I’d spoil you to peg me / Hello Gorgeous. Are you interested in having a sugar daddy that’ll take care of you, show you love, and most especially be there to cater for your needs, with a daily allowance / Hey sexy / Hey sexy do you have a valentine to keep you company tonight / I have a free house in a couple hours. Wanna swap some pics and come over / I wish you are her / Interested in joining a couple? / U are hot lol / Hello sexy / 9’’ and thick / Daddy dom is interested / Mmm you’re sexy as hell / Hi baby / **sugardaddy** / Damn nice ass / Mmm nice / Hi sexy![ / Are you poly? / Hey sexy / U cute / I need a fuck buddy ..if u want to have some fun..i m ready / Hey sexy I really want a woman to kick me in the balls / u buetiful / Want to make 10,000 / Do you meet up?? / Ur sexy Hotter than my wife / Sexy you look like a slut give you ten bucks for a blowjob /
Amber Wren (they/them) is a bisexual nonbinary neurodivergent writer and artist who has never made a decision in their life. They hold an AA from the Community College of Philadelphia. Wren’s work has been published by fifth wheel press, Imposter Lit, and The Sunlight Press, among others. They are passionate about queer art & literature, gardening, slow fashion, bees, and dessert. Find them most places @AMBERWRENWRITES.