Leaving Rehab

Our Arguments Versus the Tully Monster

a visitor’s guide to Dante’s tenth circle.

Waffle House Ballad

I Don’t Smoke and I’m Not a Lumberjack, so Driving Is the Most Dangerous Thing I Do

I don’t want to be a writer

The Cashier At Trader Joe’s Flirted Too Much And Now I’m In Love

that time i greened out at a childhood best friend’s house while watching the shining 

Bummer

Bull in Chinatown

All We Have

eat the alligator left for dead in the prospect park lake

Charge It to The Game

Two Egg Breakfast

The Kind Of Thing You Hope For

The Interregional Trolley Authority; Back Beneath the Bridge

Hee Haw Means I Love You

Flower Salesman on Mars

Blonde Daddy

Bison